HUMANS OF NOTE ABOARD AN OVERNIGHT FLIGHT TO CAIRO -- Family taking child going through an Ancient Egypt phase on a vacation the kid won't remember years later. If I have to hear "pyramid" be pronounced "peewamed" one more time I shall scream. Sister would have sat next to them and bored the kid silly -- Businessmen, 3, various widths, pretending to be Old Hands at travel but clearly just jetlagged -- Couple (all definitions) of college kids on vacation from reality. I struck up a conversation with one just to watch the other squirm -- Egyptians returning home. All completely Over everybody else on the plane -- KaibaCorp employee????? Did you know KaibaCorp-issued work laptops have Blue-Eyes White Dragons wearing little ties on them? Or that if you get your password wrong they insult you in Seto Kaiba's voice? Someone needs a life, and someone else needs a new job -- Someone who thought pink hot pants went with orange leggings -- Someone who had slept in their PermaPress -- Someone who sounded like a hiccuping donkey when they laughed. And then put on a comedy movie. I want credit for remaining homicide-free. I want so much credit, Ryou.
I also want credit for not committing - there has to be a word for "strangling your older sister for being a fatalistic moron", this is your native language I'm writing in, help me out here. Because she was TOTALLY CALM when I busted in accusing her of, you know, all of the things she has done! Something about how she believed in everyone involved. I hate it when Sister starts Believing in people. She only faltered when I pointed out you had a real bad time and was THAT part of Believing, so I think she's sorry but couldn't admit it, so thanks for going through something sucky, whatever in full it ended up being. We really stuck it to her!
It doesn't surprise me you've been to Britain, somehow. I'll get there eventually but I'm not a fan of rain (incessant rain - intermittent is fun) or food that tastes like paste. London sounds like an exciting city, though, so probably worth it. I think Rishid is secretly hoping we do London next because he wants fish and chips. Rishid loves fish. Am I shadowed by a cat?
Desperately wishing I had been there to see Seto Kaiba pining away. Do you suppose this stunt is related to the space elevator? I tried to convince him to let me into the space station once, pointing out how I was second in Battle City, and he accused me of ruining his tournament and kicked me out! And then on the way out he said second place is no different than last, because it isn't first! I called to follow up and state that far from RUINING his tournament I SAVED it because it ended in far fewer murders than had I not been involved in the finals, and murders are bad for public relations. I don't think he believed me. Remember, Ryou: if you're going to kill someone, do it in a way where no one will either never find out, or never learn it was you.
I don't kill people now. There isn't really a point, and it...it feels weird. After. You know.
In any case you said that you didn't want to talk about what happened, but I'm sure you'll wake up one night burning with curiosity about what I could possibly have to say on the topic of "not being yanked around by the forces of darkness". So in case you regret your decision for that or any other reasons I attached the tips in a separate document. Please change your mind before touching anything haunted. Exorcising people is a pain. There was this one intern at a dig
oh SHOOT Sister has like. Something To Talk About, capital letters audible. If I don't see what she's going to just continue to stare at me. Maybe I'll stare back. See how she likes it.
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-- Family taking child going through an Ancient Egypt phase on a vacation the kid won't remember years later. If I have to hear "pyramid" be pronounced "peewamed" one more time I shall scream. Sister would have sat next to them and bored the kid silly
-- Businessmen, 3, various widths, pretending to be Old Hands at travel but clearly just jetlagged
-- Couple (all definitions) of college kids on vacation from reality. I struck up a conversation with one just to watch the other squirm
-- Egyptians returning home. All completely Over everybody else on the plane
-- KaibaCorp employee????? Did you know KaibaCorp-issued work laptops have Blue-Eyes White Dragons wearing little ties on them? Or that if you get your password wrong they insult you in Seto Kaiba's voice? Someone needs a life, and someone else needs a new job
-- Someone who thought pink hot pants went with orange leggings
-- Someone who had slept in their PermaPress
-- Someone who sounded like a hiccuping donkey when they laughed. And then put on a comedy movie. I want credit for remaining homicide-free. I want so much credit, Ryou.
I also want credit for not committing - there has to be a word for "strangling your older sister for being a fatalistic moron", this is your native language I'm writing in, help me out here. Because she was TOTALLY CALM when I busted in accusing her of, you know, all of the things she has done! Something about how she believed in everyone involved. I hate it when Sister starts Believing in people. She only faltered when I pointed out you had a real bad time and was THAT part of Believing, so I think she's sorry but couldn't admit it, so thanks for going through something sucky, whatever in full it ended up being. We really stuck it to her!
It doesn't surprise me you've been to Britain, somehow. I'll get there eventually but I'm not a fan of rain (incessant rain - intermittent is fun) or food that tastes like paste. London sounds like an exciting city, though, so probably worth it. I think Rishid is secretly hoping we do London next because he wants fish and chips. Rishid loves fish. Am I shadowed by a cat?
Desperately wishing I had been there to see Seto Kaiba pining away. Do you suppose this stunt is related to the space elevator? I tried to convince him to let me into the space station once, pointing out how I was second in Battle City, and he accused me of ruining his tournament and kicked me out! And then on the way out he said second place is no different than last, because it isn't first! I called to follow up and state that far from RUINING his tournament I SAVED it because it ended in far fewer murders than had I not been involved in the finals, and murders are bad for public relations. I don't think he believed me. Remember, Ryou: if you're going to kill someone, do it in a way where no one will either never find out, or never learn it was you.
I don't kill people now. There isn't really a point, and it...it feels weird. After. You know.
In any case you said that you didn't want to talk about what happened, but I'm sure you'll wake up one night burning with curiosity about what I could possibly have to say on the topic of "not being yanked around by the forces of darkness". So in case you regret your decision for that or any other reasons I attached the tips in a separate document. Please change your mind before touching anything haunted. Exorcising people is a pain. There was this one intern at a dig
oh SHOOT Sister has like. Something To Talk About, capital letters audible. If I don't see what she's going to just continue to stare at me. Maybe I'll stare back. See how she likes it.
You're welcome for the attachment.
[Attached file: tips.pdf